The Republic of Byte OOIIIOII is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs and otherworldly petting zoo. The quiet, industrious population of 628 million Byte OOIIIOIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Byte OOIIIOIIian economy, worth 31.3 trillion Cat Pictureses a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,852 Cat Pictureses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Byte OOIIIOII's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Byte OOIIIOII is ranked 75,068^th in the world and 3,525^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.